THE PENULTIMATE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE 

THE PENULTIMATE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE, a new Cosmogony by Mike Glosson (c) 2017
One “morning” in Eternity God woke up from a sleep of a Quintillion Quintillion years. Made a pot of Ultra Coffee and heated up a Transfinite Breakfast Burrito and prepared for the day ahead.
“Cripes!” God said. “I’m going to be late for work! Better take a shower …’yesterday’ was a real sweatfest”
Being an Infinite Being mere water is not sufficient to clean God. The Deity must bathe in a powerful stream of positively and negatively charged Leptons and Hadrons…as there mingling and annihilation is the only sure fire way to get God Clean.
So God turned the tub Nobs up for Positive and Negative Leptons and Hadrons until the mix was just the right amount of “Hot” and “Cold” and stepped under the shower nozzle and turned the redirector.
God luxuriated in the stead stream of annihilating fundamental particles for either a billion ages or a picosecond…hard to say as time itself hadn’t really started yet it still being “early days”.
Just as God’s fingers and toes were starting to get prunie bladder pressure became a center of attention 
“Me Damn!” God declared. “I have to take a mighty wiz. Hmmm…if i step out of the shower now might slip on the floor and never make it to the toilet. Might as well let go in the shower. Who’s  gonna know and who’s gonna scold me?”
So a bright stream left God’s body. It is a little known fact that God only pees Electrons and Protons  and this additional unpaired stream joined the then intense stream of positive and negative charged Leptons and Hadrons, washing down the drain with the high energy gamma rays of their annihilation.
God’s Shower drain was and is and shall be a Singularity worlds without end.
As God stopped and threw all three shower taps to the off position stepped out and toweled off the first microsecond of the universe passed. The physical universe was a fireball of electron and proton pee carried along into time by a wash of dirty gamma ray photons.
The first stars were made from God’s Pee. Which they ate and barfed out as heavier and heavier elements via the digestion of nuclear fusion and the gag reflex of Supernova.
We are all Star Barf.

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All see, are little dots. Some are smears and some are spots

Back in the 1950s they used to prescribe amphetamines for Anxiety.  I have that from various print sources.  The Wiki does not mention that.  I the Wiki for it is huge.  The Wiki for Methamphetamine notes that it has been prescribed for ADHD and exogenus obesity.  In the 1970s I remember friends of mine’s moms having one or the other of these drugs in pill form as diet pills.
In the 21st Century Ritalin, formerly used used for Hyperactive Children and Narcolepsy, being prescribed for adults with “lack of effect”.  I know of at least one late forties adult male who has transitioned to that from being on Colonapin for Anxiety about being in perpetual terminal state.  He had been on Colanapin for 14 years and was showing the senility like side effects.  The last time I saw him as he had stopped one and gone fully on the other he was sharper than I had seen in years, but for the last month stopped returning calls or texts.

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And on the Nuclear Issue

I once thought up ULTIMATE BASEBALL. This consisted of using a five pound baseball made of U-235, caught with a 5 pound glove of U-235, and batted with a bat made from a wood/metal composite with a five pound chunck of U-235 right about the strike zone.

Of course, you would need guys from the WWF to be pitchers to hurl such a baseball, likewise catchers and batters. Since the XFL failed…this would be a sport to end all spectator sports, especially if there were games in all the major franchise cities across the country at the same time.

This was born out of a Manhattan Project Legend that I’ve never hunted down for the reality behind it, told to me by my eighth grade science teacher…that there had been a base ball sized chunk of U-235 that had been dropped in one of the labs, and it may have either hit or been close to hitting another chunk…both chunks could have added up to that 10 pound critical masss.

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Shifting out put

Attempting to shift most of my writing out put, need to here from FB and other places where…

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And now

For something completely different.

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His beard

Test

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